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Which 1950s Beauty Queen Are You?

Congratulations! You are so EXPLOSIVE! Your radiant smile is blinding to the eyes and your charisma has the power to level entire cities! The world's super powers are trapped in a stalemate of ~love~, lucky you!

You've been crowned Miss Atomic Bomb!

Congratulations! You are frank-tastic! We've never met anyone that's so much into sausages as you! You deserve this crown more than anyone else! Spicy, savory, cheesy, between the buns, with ketchup, mustard, and relish! Anything works for you, you're not picky!

You've been crowned the 1956 Sausage Queen!

Congratulations! You are a master of all things fishy! You have the style and charisma of an elegant catfish, dangling upon a fisherman's hook after being yanked from your warm Mississippi River abode! Swim on fishy woman and may the current always be flowing in your direction!

You've been crowed 1954's Catfish Queen!

Congratulations! You have spine as straight as an arrow! At dinner parties, your elegant and exact posture is the envy of everyone around the dinner table. They wonder in awe, "how does she do it?!" But you'll never tell!

You've been crowned 1957's Posture Queen!

Congratulations! In case you're wondering, triskaidekaphobia is the extreme fear of the number 13! Unfortunately, last years winner couldn't be here to give you her crown, she was hit by a train. But we know you're not worried about a little bad luck! Now take this open black umbrella and walk under this ladder with a black cat in your arms!

You've been crowned Queen of Anti-Triskaidekaphobia!

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Which 1950s Beauty Queen Are You?

What's buzzin' Daddy-O? Welcome to the 1950s!

Now don't flip your wig, but you've been selected to win fabulous prizes and your very own crown!

Ain't that just the cat's pajamas?!

Just fill out this questionnaire and find out what you've won!

Which 1950s Beauty Queen Are You?

What's buzzin' Daddy-O? Welcome to the 1950s!

Now don't flip your wig, but you've been selected to win fabulous prizes and your very own crown!

Ain't that just the cat's pajamas?!

Just fill out this questionnaire and find out what you've won!

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