Why Breaking Your Foot Is The Worst

Hopefully you will never have to go through this stepping-on-a-Lego type of pain.

You have a story

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Weather you make up a story about how you fought death or explain how you actually broke a bone.

You head to the doctor

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If you're unlucky, you'll be getting some bad news.

You get crutches

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At first they make you feel cool. Then you realize how big a bitch they are. You're armpits hurt like hell and so does your one good leg.

You'll come home and lay on the couch

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Which is probably all you will do for the several weeks and end up becoming your new bed.

You realize none of your pants will fit

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Guess it's just shorts from now on.

Everyone around you is having fun.

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"You're going to Europe? Great! I'm still gonna be on the couch when you come back."

Shopping because an unwanted task

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Hopefully they have available wheelchairs or a cart.

The time has come....

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Goodbye crutches and goodbye couch!

Then you realize....

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You're time with crutches isn't even half way over.