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Show up! This is an opportunity to mingle with overly happy co-workers who will be high off the Christmas spirt.
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So under no circumstances shall you sit and sulk in the corners.
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If anything, have some game apps ready on your phone in case conversation runs dry and you need something to break the ice.
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FEAST! The last thing you want to do is begin drinking on an empty stomach in front of these people.
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The consumption of alcohol is both allowed and heavily recommended.
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But remember: Always let someone else be drunker than you — take it slow.
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BYOB (Bring Your Own Bottle Opener)
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Remember that shots are a bad idea 99% of the time. Proceed at your own discretion.
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Dancing is a yaaasss. Show off your bitchin' moves if you got 'em.
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Although please refrain from "dropping it like it's hot" in front of your entire office.
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Have a casual conversation with your boss and wish him or her a happy holiday.
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But DO NOT act a fool in their presence. Attempting to negotiate raises, promotions, and/or vacation days is strictly off limits.
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If you're new to the job, get to know people you don't get to socialize with during the workday.
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Dress up for the occasion. Bust out those Christmas sweaters and keep it festive.
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Just remember to also keep it appropriate.
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If you have someone special in your life, bring them along. This could be a great time to introduce them to your co-workers.
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If you've had your eye on someone in the office, this could be a good time to get your flirt on.
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But don't hook up in plain view. You don't want to be the talk of the office come Monday morning.
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Take total advantage of any and all adorable Christmasy photo ops.
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But disclaimer: It ain't cool to take shame pics of people who disregarded these tips upon entering the party.
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No "complicated randoms" allowed. It'll only take away from your co-worker bonding time, and you don't want to take care of anyone tonight. Trust.
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Lastly, make a graceful exit if you feel like it's time to call it a night.
Essentially, you want to find that perfect balance between letting loose and staying classy.
Because your goal is to walk out the same way you walked in: with your dignity intact. Happy office holiday partying!
