1. When you see a hot steamy plate of mac ‘n’ cheese and know you just can’t have it.
6. Even health foods aren’t safe.
9. You get stuck with the vegan option when you’re not even vegan.
10. These are your new best friends, whether you like it or not.
Everyone has their favorite.
12. Your friends always forget and cook with butter instead of oil.
13. And they tell you stuff is dairy-free when it’s really not.
15. Foods you thought were safe but actually contain lactose:
Bread. Granola. Even deli meats. WTF?
16. Amazing dairy-free discoveries are few and far between.
17. The ungodly noises that come out of your stomach.
20. Coffee shops that don’t have soy milk.
And there’s no way you’re drinking your coffee black.
22. When you forget your lactaid pills, or they don’t work, and you know what’s about to happen.
23. When you’re forced to leave the party early.
This is your party now.