4. Fast-Food Pasties
$45 from My Delilah.
‘Cause that french fry crop top was just way too modest.
9. Pizza Sleeping Bag with Optional Vegetable Topping Pillows
$200. Pricey but essential.
20. Sprinkle Print Leggings
8-year-old you is freaking out right now. Present day you is freaking out right now. $68.
21. Personalized Leather Dog Backpack
To hold all of your dog’s hopes and dreams. $118.
23. Pee Wee Herman Hat
Your street cred is about to fly through the roof. $36.