The Best And Worst Of Miley Cyrus

From teeny bopper to Draco Malfoy to sex goddess, and everything in between.

Miley As: Raging Hormonal Teenager

Yeah...in retrospect...this probably wasn't the best idea. But don't worry Miley, you'll bounce back!

Miley As: Native American Activist

Actually, I have no idea what she's doing here. But I think we can all agree that Miley looks good in fringe. Werk it, gurl!

Miley As: Busty Vixen

Is that a nip?? There, on her right boob! No no, your left, her right. Shit. I can’t tell. Damn you perfectly constructed crisscross pattern!

Miley As: Draco Malfoy

Ok, here we go, Miley's first short blonde haircut. Do we like it? Not really. But that's ok, because Miley is finally transitioning from the world of Disney stars into the world of crazy psychotic drugged up Hollywood girls who don't know when to just shut up and go to bed already. And we like her better this way!

Miley As: Hot Mess

Sometimes she forgets to comb her hair and put on a bra. At least she remembered those colossal earrings. Wait a minute, her boobs were definitely way bigger in the nip slip pic. There's something sketchy going on here, Miley...

Miley As: Queen of the Poofs

Miley is as unsure about that poof as we are.

Miley As: .....What?!!

Miley? Miley. Umm...Miley...uh, what the? What the hell is this?? Did someone let you loose in Marilyn Manson's sex lair? Remember "The Climb" Miley! For the love of God, I need you to remember "The Climb."

Miley As: The Biebs

We have to admit, Miley would make a pretty cute boy. (On a completely unrelated note...stare at Miley's tongue for about 10 seconds and tell me you're not totally hypnotized.)

Miley As: Total Babe

Sometimes she just wants a little smack on the bum.

Hey, don't smack my bum!

You tell him, Miley!

Miley As: Girl Who Can't Be Tamed

Quit hatin' betch! I'm just being Miley!

Miley As: Ha Ha Haters This Is My Fiancé

At the end of the day, Miley always wins.