People Who Would Get Denied For A Car Loan

Getting approved for a used car shouldn’t be hard to do. That is, if you’re a decent person that hasn’t committed identity fraud or a serious crime. Sometimes, it’s not your credit that will get you denied but rather your name. No good dealership really wants a person with a poor reputation behind the wheel of one of its cars. Sorry OJ, but it’s not likely you’ll be approved for a Bronco anytime soon.

Bernie Madoff

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As it turns out, if you commit fraud your son will likely turn you in and you’ll spend the rest of your life in prison. Aside from the prison part, getting approved for any used cars probably won’t happen when you’ve stolen billions of dollars from people.

OJ Simpson

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Although he may just want a new vehicle to take a road trip to Utah in, it’s highly unlikely any dealership is going to want to approve OJ for any car, especially if it is a white, Ford Bronco.

Janice Dickinson

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While she may be the world’s first supermodel, she still is a little bit crazy. After going off on a plastic surgery binge and drug addiction, she probably won’t need any used cars for too long anyways.

Martha Stewart

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Turns out that taking tips from your broker and selling stocks a day before the company crashes not only seems a little sketchy, but will also land you some serious jail time. After that, Martha’s reputation took a turn for the worse and now nobody wants to run any kind of deal with her.

Donald Sterling

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Being a racist owner of a basketball team will not only cause you to lose ownership, but it will also mean that everyone will hate you. It’s nothing personal, just nobody likes a racist, nor does anyone want to approve one for used cars of any kind.

Mark Gordon

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He may have invented that wonderful thing called LimeWire, but he went down hard for it. He was sued for $72 trillion dollars, meaning that unless he gets approved on good looks, he’s probably going to have to stick to riding the bus from Utah to the Grand Canyon.

Osama Bin Laden

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After terrorizing an entire country and causing countless years of turmoil for millions of people, it’s extremely unlikely that Bin Laden would even be allowed through the front doors to get approved for a car.

Hitler

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Those remote deserts in Utah wouldn’t even want to loan Hitler some shade. And nobody that deals used cars is going to want to give him a car, let alone the time of day.

Rachel Wood writes for Open Book Autos. She is a writer at Fusion 360, an advertising agency in Utah.