The Crazy FURBY Lady

You've heard of the crazy cat lady but who would have thought of the crazy furby lady?

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The Crazy FURBY Lady

A Lincoln, Nebraska woman was reported to have over 100 FURBIES in her small one bedroom apartment. Concerned neighbors called authorities after hearing strange noises that they couldn’t understand. Police were dispatched and we shocked to find a large group of FURBIES and FURBY Party Rockers dancing and rocking to their hearts content. The FURBY lady was not charged, she was the legitimate owner of each FURBY and there are not laws that limit the amount of FURBIES a person can own.

The neighbors who initially called the authorities where relived that no FURBY was in danger and told the police the FURBY lady had never caused any problems in the past.

“We heard this chorus of sounds in a foreign language we couldn’t recognize and we wanted to make sure she was ok” said the neighbor.

When we asked the FURBY lady why she had so many FURBIES she said she just loves them. “I grew up with FURBY back in the 90’s and my love affair with them started then. I love all the different colors of FURBY and the styles; whenever I get paid I buy a different one. FURBY is so fun and interactive I never get lonely.”

We asked the FURBY lady if she plans to adopt any more FURBIES. “Of course, I have my eye on Pink Flare FURBY now that I have all the Party Rockers!”

*This story is purely fictional meant for entertainment purposes only. Any similarities to real people or events is purely coincidental.