It's a lot of money for frozen-entree-level fare. But hey… free breadsticks! All you can eat salad! What's that? Every Italian joint does that?

My Olive Garden manager forced me to work at sub-standard wages and told me if I complained about it he'd report my ass to the INS (which didn't make much sense to me because I married an American and now have citizenship). After laughing at me and scratching an ugly mole on his face he spit in a huge bowl of pasta that later went out to customers. Oh yeh and depending on where you live, Olive Garden sausage is either made of cat meat or dog meat based on what is over-crowded at your local animal shelter.

A store manager from an olive garden fucked my girlfriend on the food-preparation surfaces in the back. On like, every cutting board. Then they served a diced-up Palin late-term abortion to the Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan. Olive Garden, HEIL.

I ate there once. What? That's a horror story in itself.

My horror story was working there for 2 years.