Dear Olive Garden,
Sarah Palin and her family are far more tasteless and a far greater threat to all that is right and good in this country than David Letterman is.
At least when he says something inappropriate, it is to try to get a laugh, and not because he himself is a joke or a walking example of hypocrisy.
By the way, I love your breadsticks (NO, I am NOT coming on to you! Oh, and I love to eat your creamy chocolate lasagna too… NO- I'm STILL not coming on to you… OK, maybe just a little…)

Ummm, olive garden is still in business??? Who knew?

Dear Olive Garden, McCain flaked on an appearance with Letterman to do an interview with Katie Couric. Dave ripped into him. McCain lost the election. Didn't your mother teach you not to discuss politics at the dinner table?  Respectfully,
Marky

Dear OG,
Thank you for removing your ads from Letterman's how. I love Dave and hate your ads. This is a win-win for yours truly. Regards,
Kerry in Memphis PS. Macaroni Grill rulz 4lyfe.

Dear Olive Garden,
Your PR department is fucking retarded. Wait, are they retarded? Sorry. Your PR department is fucking mentally handicapped. Grow up. Grow a pair. Quit enabling America's obesity problem with unlimitted anything. Finally, FUCK YOU……its David Letterman for fucks sake.

Dear Olive Garden,
I'd sooner eat at Jack in the Box.

Dear Olive Garden,  Keep it real. There's nothing wrong with Letterman, he said he was sorry. Keep the ads coming. Skeemer ~

There isn't an Olive Garden in Alaska, unfortunately. Your comment is way out of line, NelsonC.

Dear Olive Garden,
Ahh! I can see Olive Garden in Alaska…

Dear Olive Garden, Onetime my Grandmom chipped a tooth on one of your breadsticks, Did I use this as an excuse to call you an ageist establishment, who hates old ladies, and an then demand that you apologize to the senior citizens in America for your biggoted treatment of old ladies and clear violation of dental code? No. I didn't. But in light of recent events, I might. Fuck you Olive Garden.

When did we become host to the PUMAs? There is nothing wrong w/ Dave. Get a grip.

Olive Garden.
About as popular as Kelloggs.
Are you two related?

Dearest Olive Garden, Suck it dry. Warmest Regards,
John

Dear Olive Garden, Thank you for removing your advertising from the Letterman show… hopefully less people will patronize your establishments, removing themselves from the risk of insulin resistance, obesity and bad “Italian” food.

Olive Garden!?! Christ, noodles with ketchup is not good Italian food. Try “Federal Hill” in Providence for some real gabagool.

Dear Olive Garden,  Thank you for removing your support from the sexual deviant, Letterman, who is only a little more sick than your food.

Thank you Olive Garden. The entry-level bloggers and NYC admin assistants trashing you here don't make enough money to afford you anyway. I do however. I assure you I will be taking my family of 6 (healthy white kids - Letterman better stay away from them) to the Olive Garden First week of July. And monthly thereafter.

Dear Olive Garden,
Crappy “Italian” food & now crappy, spineless PR. ANOTHER reason not to go to YOUR “restaurant” (or any others that your parent company DARDEN operates..

Dear Olive Garden,
You will be lucky if I ever sit in you restaurant again, no matter how many family members send me gift cards, I already hated you, now I hate you more.  FU.
JP.
BTW. If you call your food italian, I ain't italian.

Hey Olive Garden, Great job caving to the right-wing. They've already tried to take away most of the freedom us patriots hold dear, and now they're trying to take away our right to Italian food!!! I guess now I have an excuse to eat all that Chef Boyardee in my Y2K bunker.