Donna Simpson is a Disgusting Human Being
Donna Simpson is pursuing a goal of weighing 1,000 pounds. She is a single mom of two.
Donna Simpson is pursuing a goal of weighing 1,000 pounds. She is a single mom of two.
Ridiculous quotes from The Situation's new book, "Here's the Situation: A guide to creeping girls, avoiding grenades, and getting your GTL on the Jersey Shore
9 meat-themed novelties that are almost as absurd as Lady Gaga's VMA dress.
A clever little riff on those family car decals you see everwhere.
Jennifer Lopez lost out on a chance to be a judge on American Idol due to her diva demands. What other celebrities have ridiculous requests?
A list of ten things a man should not wear, if he hopes to ever get laid.
8 memorable songs used in movies.
If you looked at today’s headline and got all huffy and judgmental, then you either 1) don’t have kids or 2) have kids over the age of ten and have kid-induced amnesia or 3) have convinced yourself that kids are life’s greatest blessing as a defense mechanism to block out the truth, which if acknowledged, might crack the fragile world that you’ve built for yourself.
My sister once remarked that it takes a village of imaginary boyfriends to raise one Jane (that’s me). No doubt she was referring to the massive and growing number of imaginary boyfriends that I have – and I must confess that it’s true -there are enough to fill a very small but attractive village. I have a number of imaginary girlfriends as well, ladies who caught my wandering eye and upon whom I bestow covetous and high regard. I wrote about some of my girl crushes once before, but there were several whom I failed to mention – until now! Behold:
How to successfully pee in a dirty, public toilet while using the hover method.
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