20 Reasons Why Beyonce's New #Formation Video Has All Of Us Edgeless

Beyonce you took my edges girl and I want them back!!!! I want them back!!!! This video was hands down incredible. Beyonce was so unapologetic. Her blackness shined throughout this video. I believe that Beyonce is definitely "woke". Thank you Beyonce for making this visual. It was necessary on behalf of all black women and people of color around the world.#newblackgirlanthem #blackhistorymonth

The video first warns you with a "parental advisory "

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You knew when you seen this shit was about to get real.

1. The video opening with her standing on top of a cop car

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A fucking cop car !!!!!! w/ Messy Mya's (Youtube her) voice in the background saying " what happened at da New Owlins(Orleans)," R.I.P Messy Mya.

2. The video being shot in New Orleans

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I have been dying to visit New Orleans and get my hands on a grenade, beignets, and learn how to bounce my ass in a circle a.k.a the "New Orleans" bounce.

3. She got her haters together real quick

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" Ya'll haters corny with that Illuminati mess."

4. Letting us know where her roots are from

" My daddy Alabama. Mama Louisiana. You mix that Negro with that Creole make a Texabama."

5. Princess Blue's cameo

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" I like my baby hair with baby hair and afros." You know Blue was slaying in her afro. Blue probably was like " you bitches are still bald while I am killing you with this fro. I'll continue killing you hoes (Trina voice )."

6. " I like my Negro nose with Jackson 5 nostrils"

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I took this line as celebrating your " black " features. It's too bad though Michael didn't like his.

7. Informing us that she likes to keep hot sauce in her bag just in case.

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Bey looks like she is probably a Louisiana Hot or Texas Pete hot sauce girl. There are levels to hot sauce shit man.

8. Her booty length braids making a comeback .

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9. Reminding you hoes she did not come to play

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" I did not come to play with you hoes. I came to slay bitch. I like corn bread and collard greens bitch.Oh yes you best believe it ( Big Freeda voice)." Translation: Now ya'll fucking with the wrong one. I am not the one to be played with. Don't let these cameras fool you. I will go 3rd ward on yo ass if I have to."

You also have to love the cameo of the girls with the colored hair in the wig shop.

10. "Swerving" through the parking lot

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Bey is #ohsotexas

11. The slayage of women of color dancers

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All in beautiful shades and sizes rocking their fros. Yasssssssss. Flourish queens, flourish.

12. When she put her fist up in the air

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Whew, this scene did it for me. A black woman on top of a cop car that is sinking in the water with her FIST IN THE AIR?!?!?!

13. Her basically endorsing Red Lobster

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" When he fuck me good, I take his ass to Red Lobster. When he fuck me good I take his ass to Red Lobster. If he hit it right I might take him on a flight on my choppa. Drop him off at the mall, let him buy some j's let him shop up." Translation: I RUN THIS SHIT and if you act right I'll reward you for it like a good boy haha.

Meanwhile on Twitter Red Lobster's Social Media Manager was no where to be found

Red Lobster finna be LIT again though. All praises to Bey. A lot of ya'll been acting like ya'll was to good for Red Lobster but Bey humbled all our asses today.

14. Paying homage to the people of New Orleans

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15. Remembering Martin Luther King Jr.

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He definitely was more than a dreamer.

16. Yelling on top of a police car that she might be the black Bill Gates

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Beyonce is reminding us as people of color and women that we can be anything that we want to be. Don't let anything stop us from being great.

17. Acknowledging that Black Lives Matter

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18. The line of formation of women

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This formation line gave me #blackgirlsrock #carefreeblackgirl #blackgirlmagic #blackfeminist. Bey was like " let's come together with our fro's and run this shit".

19. Her last reminder for you hating hoes

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Bey looking like a BOSS in the middle of these men. Yassss #blackgirlsrock

20. Her lesson on getting the best revenge

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" Always stay gracious. Best revenge is your paper."

We will be cheering you on at the Super Bowl tomar (tomorrow) girl.

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