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Gov't to Use Nuke Subs to Protect Swimmers
Beach City USA – As a line item on the new health care reform act, nuclear submarines are being dispatched to protect beach goers from sharks. Sharks of all kinds have been deemed dangerous to the health of all beach goers, and everyone should have protection from having an arm bitten off. Any shark found in the area will be torpedoed, and repeat offenders will be nuked.
