How To Tell That You Live In The Same House As A Directioner

Directioner - Someone who stands by the band One Direction no matter what. Who would be there to support the boys 100%. Whether it's acting, singing, dancing, anything... they'll be there for it all. Even when the band grows up and goes on with their lives, these girls that call themselves "directioners" will NEVER forget the happiness and the joy that Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, and Zayn Malik brought to them for so many years!

If television appearances of the boys are prefaced with Shhhhhhhhh and then you hear "My Baby's!!!!!!!"........and if sentences begin with "I remember when" recalling the boys lengthy 3 year career....You Live In The Same House As A Directioner

If any mention of Taylor Swift in any capacity is scoffed at and met with a verbal barrage consisting of but not limited to phrases such as...."She almost wrecked his career"....."I knew it would never last, he's saving himself for me"....."Her singing SUCKS".....You Live In The Same House As A Directioner

If lists (play, wish...whatever) consist of 1D and most websites/apps are directed to "The Boys" #harrystyles #zaynmalik #louistomlinson #onedirection #idchessexy #yummy #bestsongever #betterthanwords etc......# # # # # # # ......You Live In The Same House As A Directioner

If most days begin and most days end with some bit of earth stopping 1D information........ now this information is almost always preceded by a blood curdling scream...but after the scream you will be in possession of this information and the earth will continue to rotate.....You Live In The Same House As A Directioner

If anyone in your house takes issue with any of these points.........You Live In The Same House As A Directioner