What gets me is that people actually believe that there’s a “secret menu”. Yeah sure, Starbucks has a whooole bunch of secret drinks that they don’t want you to know about or order because they don’t want to make money! All of these “secret menu” things always say “make sure you order it like a vanilla bean with this and that and this” but people still come up in droves everyday ordering cotton candy fraps and twixachinos and get all confused and flustered when we tell them it’s not a real drink with a set recipe. Did you us advertising it? No? Then why would I know how to make it?!