1. How tall ARE you?
2. Is your whole family short?
3. Aren’t you legally a midget?
4. How do you find clothes?
5. Aww you’re so tiny it’s so cute.
6. You’re so short.
7. At least you’ll never be taller than a guy.
8. Is it annoying that you can’t reach the top cabinets?
9. What’s it like being that short?
10. You’re so lucky you can wear heels all the time.
11. Are you done growing?
12. Kim Kardashian is short too.
13. Oh sorry I didn’t even see you there.
14. Do you ever wonder what it’s like to be tall?
15. You’re the perfect arm rest.
16. I’ll shrink down for the picture.
17. Did you know there’s surgery you can get to be taller?
18. You should sit in the middle because you’re the shortest.
19. How do you see over the steering wheel?
20. That’s so funny you’re feet don’t even touch the ground.
21. How can you eat so much when you’re so small?
22. Are you tall enough to get on roller coasters?
23. I wish I was small like you.
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