• 1. You're Not Worldly Enough

    “Ugh do you EVER leave Williamsburg?”

  • 2. You Have Nothing In Common

    “Drinking only EVER suits men like Bukowski.”

  • 3. Your Lack of Talent

    “Landscapes? When you said 'talented artist' I was expecting to see something more…unconventional”

  • 4. It's Just Their Nature

    “My second grade teacher always said honestly is the best policy. She was so alt.”

  • 5. They Still Have a Boyfriend

    “He's a musician…and I'm like…his only fan.”