Charlie Crist: By My Definition

On WPTV NBC-West Palm Beach, Charlie Crist denied that he’s flip-flopped on abortion, saying that he’s pro-life “by my definition.” Here is a list of things Charlie Crist also calls himself by his definition.

1. I am a man of the people, by my definition.

2. I am living pay-check to pay-check, by my definition.

3. I am a happy warrior, by my definition.

4. I am not friends with Scott Rothstein, by my definition.

5. I am the best choice for Florida, by my definition.

6. I am not a tax raiser, by my definition.

7. I am a supporter of good things, by my definition.

8. I am pro-drilling, by my definition.

9. I am not a flip-flopper, by my definition.

10. I am not a private jet rider, by my definition.

11. I am a best selling author, by my definition.

12. I am naturally this tan, by my definition.

13. I am a good governor, by my definition.

14. I am a Reagan Republican, by my definition.

I am _______, by my definition.