50 Questions We All Have For Charlie Crist

Charlie Crist, we have some questions for you.

1. How big is your paycheck from Morgan & Morgan?

2. How much was the swanky Rolex?

3. Why did you run away from Florida?

4. Why do you flip-flop on everything?

5. How do you live paycheck to paycheck but can still afford a boat?

6. Can you take me out on your boat?

7. Have you visited Scott Rothstein?

8. What about Jim Greer?

8. Thoughts on the new FSU logo?

9. Regular or sugar-free RedBull?

10. How fancy is Fisher Island?

11. Why did you promise not to raise taxes but do it anyway?

12. Private jet or taxpayer-paid plane?

13. How were those 96 trips on state-owned private jets in 2007?

14. Why did you oppose in-state tuition for DREAMers?

15. What is so great about Obamacare?

16. Did you sign up for it?

17. What is your favorite color of flip-flops?

18. How do you maintain your year-round tan?

19. Spray tan?

20. Or tanning bed?

21. Do you still think President Clinton should have resigned?

22. Did you really buy those judges?

23. Do you miss being an Independent?

24. Why does your heart bleed for Florida when Rick Scott has created over 563,000 private-sector jobs?

25. If Rick Scott and his 500,000 jobs gained are a "cloud," what does that make you and your 832,000 jobs lost?

26. Do you still want to run away to Washington?

27. Do you miss celebrating your birthday with Rothstein?

28. Do you do everything with a wink and a smile?

29. What did President Obama get you for Christmas?

30. What did you get President Obama for Christmas?

31. Is John Morgan your best friend?

32. What's your favorite Morgan & Morgan commercial?

33. How's that reach, pull, release hugging tactic working out for you?

34. Why did you drop the FL from your Twitter handle?

35. After renting your third apartment, where will your 4th be?

36. Why are all your friends criminals?

37. Who do you think should run for President in 2016?

38. How did your book tour go?

39. Have you checked your book's rating on Amazon?

40. Is the portable fan really necessary?

41. How embarrassed were you after that horrible first pitch at the Rays game in 2010?

42. How often do you think about your "life-saving" hug with Obama?

43. What do you tell Florida seniors who are losing their doctors because of Medicare Advantage cuts for Obamacare?

44. Who is your political role model?

45. Red or Blue tie?

46. Is Florida just supposed to forget everything bad you did as Governor the first time?

47. Why won't you debate Nan Rich?

48. Do you really miss being Governor?

49. Or do you just miss the title?

50. How can anyone in Florida trust you?