Wow, beaten in bold. Nailed it, indeed.

I wondered why that guy always seems so calm.

Whatever makes you a champion, babe. Do (or do not) whatcha gotta do (or do not)!

When I was there, I hung out with ethnic Russians, so I missed that undertone. My friend was pissed she had to learn Latvian to continue college. I loved Riga (beautiful city) and everyone was nice. “Friend of so and so? Friend of me! Vodka!” And of course, soooooo many nice, hot women who made great friends. I still correspond with several of them. I guess I hung with the right crowd.

Dammit, Latvia. I enjoyed you so much. Now you've made me sad.

Dude… none of these animals are particularly monogamous. The divorce proceedings are gonna be a real zoo.
(I AM SOOO SORRY)

The protests in Russia (and the Ukraine) are HUGE right now.

Crying about your GF or how your parents didn't hug you is not metal.

I keep my girls hungry so they actually eat all their noms. Of course, they aren't very food motivated. They whine for petting and play. If either is forthcoming, the food can wait. They rarely even bother with food when I'm home.

What is this? The 90s?