10 (tie). Thomas Wayne/Jim Gordon
Thomas Wayne and Jim Gordon: separated at birth???
Why yes, Corsair is what Han Solo would have been like if Burt Reynolds played him instead of Harrison Ford.
8. Angar the Screamer
What’s Angar screaming about? Gorilla Man borrowed his trimmer again.
7. The Leader
Now honey, it’s okay, just tell me…did the Leader touch you in your bathing suit area?
Sinestro’s Snidely Whiplash moustache screams “I’m gonna tie some girl to train tracks.”
5. Green Arrow
Someone should let Green Arrow in on the fact that Errol Flynn is no longer a viable role model.
4. Drunk Tony Stark
Even after a night spent vomiting up Canadian whiskey into his Iron Man helmet, Tony Stark still manages to keep his moustache thin and trim. That, my friends, is dedication.
The Mandarin: proudly fulfilling xenophobic stereotypes since 1964.
2. Batroc the Leaper
Yo man, that mustache is so hipster. I think I saw this guy at the bar looking for Panda Bear on the jukebox while sipping on a really obscure stout.
1. Turner D. Century
Not only does Turner D. Century rock a moustache Salvador Dali would have killed to possess, he also flies around town with a shorty in tow on his pimpin’ flying bike. EPIC WIN.