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    Fleshlight Is Giving The Military A Discount This Weekend

    Forget throwing a grenade at the enemy. Throw a used Fleshlight! Ka-Gross!

    BY TheFleshFiles.com

    Fleshlight announced their Memorial Day sale promotion today. If you are a civilian, you get 15% Off your entire order. If you spend more than $100, you get a free bottle of the ever so appropriate Gun Oil.

    But the true deal lies in the arms of our military. You can get a full 25% Off if you are a service member. That's right, if you sport the camo, you just got setup with some sweet battlefield pussy. I'm guessing you probably have to have an APO address to ship or bill to in order to qualify.

    We found this video on YouTube of what kind of hi jinx go on when military personnel get their hands on a Fleshlight.

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    View this video on YouTube

    Military Fleshlight Interviews