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The Most WTF Newspaper Article You’ll Read This Year

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  • He was masturbating with the door unlocked? WTF?

    cutestalker
    7 months ago
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  • lol. only in ohio, right?

    coolstorybro
    7 months ago
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  • I think we all know who it was…

    Ryan
    7 months ago
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  • Am i the only one who noticed this “article” is cut apart from the actual newspaper? I'm calling a bluff here.

    eirene
    7 months ago

  • Don't give mushrooms to dogs!, they can only see in black and white!

    Mike Alan
    7 months ago

  • So did the burglar get off too? That is forced porn. Pull it, or I'll shoot! I am shooting! :)

    Brad Morgan
    7 months ago

  • turd burglar?

    Sarah S.
    7 months ago

  • Here's what I think happened. He ate some mushrooms. After that he wakes up with a dead dog and porn on TV and infers the rest. Crime solved.

    Riley R.
    7 months ago

  • old/10

    jasontylerb
    7 months ago

  • dammit Ohio!

    monty buell
    7 months ago

  • Or funniest newspaper article you'll read this year??

    James Fitz
    7 months ago

  • WHAT?!

    Krissy Diggs
    7 months ago

  • Sounds like an elaborate cover up for someone whose dog died becasue he fed him something he shouldn't have.

    Mike Peters
    7 months ago

  • Wow

    TxBlackLabel
    7 months ago

  • Did he finish mastrubating?

    Kex
    7 months ago

  • Dog probably had the best, then the worst trip ever.

    VashTSChacon
    7 months ago

  • Poor dog T_T

    Lillithdv8
    7 months ago

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