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There’s A Banana At Large In Strongsville

Last week, at an electronics store in Strongsville, Ohio, the food chain was shaken up: a man dressed as a banana attacked the store’s mascot, a gorilla, and won. Brandon Parham, the store’s manager, described it as thus: “The kid was in mid-air, flying. He just looked like a Spartan from that movie ‘300,’ except he was a banana.” The attacker remains unidentified, probably because his disguise was so excellent.

 
 
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