To be fair, the seagulls in the UK ARE scary. Really scary.

It's not as bad as Springfield's headlines. Deadbeat Dad Beat Dead Beeman Caught in Sting There always puns. I can't take that newspaper seriously.

This is nothing. The terrible small town in the North East where I used to live had its own local newspaper. They once ran the headline “Old Man Falls Over” on the the front page, no joke.

MAKES ONE PROUD TO BE BRITISH!!

Quite.

Haha you should see them on bin (garbage collection?) day! Satan's birds, my street looks like the apocalypse every Tuesday!

If you've ever been to England you'll notice how aggressive those seagulls are there! I had two friends eating sandwiches on different occasions and the seagull just swooped by while they were taking a bite and took the sandwich.

Of course this is posted happens just when I'm craving salt and vinegar chips the most. Damn.

A friend of mine straight from London has the most awesome and wonderful way in which to speak, he is just so wonderful to listen to, he literally could read the phone book, and it would sound wonderful!

JOURNALISM!!

CHIP CHIP!

What language is this? Punters?