17 Completely Absurd Patron Saints That Actually Exist

These are the kind of saints who we should be invoking on a day-to-day basis. You know, grab a few beers with Saint Bibiana, go on a vacation in the Alps with Bernard of Menthon. These guys are the chillest of the saints, if not somewhat questionable.

1. Saint Apollonia

Patron saint of dentists.

ID: 8000

2. Saint Matthew

Patron saint of accountant, tax collectors.

ID: 8019

3. Ivo of Kermartin

Patron saint of lawyers.

ID: 8016

4. Bernard of Menthon

Patron saint of mountaineers, skiers.

ID: 8002

5. Saint Ambrose

Patron saint of beekeepers.

ID: 7999

6. Saint Cajetan

Patron saint of gamblers, the unemployed.

ID: 8005

7. Saint Columbanus

Patron saint of motorcyclists.

ID: 8008

8. Saint Fiacre

Patron saint of taxi drivers, gardeners, STDs.

ID: 8010

9. Saint Christopher

Patron saint of bachelors.

ID: 8007

10. Saint Genesius (Maritinus)

Patron saint of plumbers, actors, clowns, torture victims.

ID: 8011

11. Saint Gummarus

Patron saint of lumberjacks, separated spouses.

ID: 8014

12. Honoratus (Honorius) of Amiens

Patron saint of bakers.

ID: 8015

13. Saint Lidwina

Patron saint of ice skaters.

ID: 8017

14. Saint Drogo

Patron saint of coffee shop owners.

ID: 8009

15. Saint Malo

Patron saint of pigkeepers.

ID: 8018

16. Saint Bibiana

Patron saint of hangovers.

ID: 8003

17. Saint Roch

Patron saint of second-hand dealers, gravediggers.

ID: 8020


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