17 Completely Absurd Patron Saints That Actually Exist
These are the kind of saints who we should be invoking on a day-to-day basis. You know, grab a few beers with Saint Bibiana, go on a vacation in the Alps with Bernard of Menthon. These guys are the chillest of the saints, if not somewhat questionable.
10. Saint Genesius (Maritinus)
Patron saint of plumbers, actors, clowns, torture victims.
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Smokin' Joey a year ago
Saint Georgious of Red State.
Patron Saint of Wall Street, rodeo clowns, and FOX News.
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anncharlat a year ago
Wait you forgot St. Hype (the Saint of unemployment, lies, re-do’s, union shills, “that’s not what I meant”, and of course “HYPE”)
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WhatTheHolyHeck a year ago
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Don’t forget Saint Expedite, patron saint of speedy work. Legend says the crate containing the original statue of a man in Roman garb was marked “expedite” and those receiving it misunderstood.
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Lillithdv8 a year agoSaint Nicholas, patron of: children, sailors, fishermen, merchants, broadcasters, the falsely accused,repentant thieves, pharmacists, archers, pawnbrokers and prostitutes
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