Six-Inch Eel Swims Into Man's Penis

Zhang Nan was looking for a little R&R at a beauty spa, when he got a whole lot more than he was asking for. The Chinese spa had taken to mimicking a treatment out of London, where people bathe in a tub of eels, which eat off layers of dead skin. However, for one such eel, dead skin wasn't quite satisfying enough. posted

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Six-Inch Eel Swims Into Man's Penis
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The eel, next to the surgical instrument used to remove it.

Thinking that the eels would make him look ten years younger, Nan dived into the water and let them feast upon layers of dead skin.

But after laying in the spa bath, Nan felt a sharp pain and realised a small eel was working its way up his urethra and into his bladder.

'I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis,' the 56-year-old from Honghu, Hubei province said.

'I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis.'

Rushing himself to hospital, the man underwent a three-hour operation to remove the six-inch eel which was dead by the time doctors found it.

Surgeon Jin Wang said that, because of the eel's slippery nature, it was able to make a smooth entry into the genitals of Nan.

'The diameter of the urethra in a man's penis is just a little narrower, but because eels are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant and so it got into the penis smoothly,' he said.

Metro

Okay, I'll just be shaking over in the corner now.

Via: metro.co.uk

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    8 months ago
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  • ouch

    Nuffzx
    8 months ago
  • masturbate furiously and cum it out.

    tommos
    8 months ago
  • I'm wearing 3 rubbers and a butt plug if I ever go to that spa.

    glenchilada
    8 months ago
  • eel soup anyone?

    Danny FN Wu
    8 months ago
  • I don't even have a dick and I shuddered before reading “its body worked as a lubricant.” I think I need to stop checking this site before going to bed. Nightmares tonight.

    MMR
    8 months ago
  • Makes my junk squirm. *shudders*

    ska mole
    8 months ago
  • Dr. Jin Wang- Proctologist.

    shsubearkat09
    8 months ago
  • hahahaha the surgeons name is Jin Wang

    Sami M.
    8 months ago
  • I'll get my spa treatments animal-free, thank you.

    tbuzz
    8 months ago
  • …when the doctor's told him this he was so distraught that he went straight to the media and announced that a 9 inch eel swam into his penis.

    ☁Spam Of God☁
    8 months ago
  • Mostly I'm concerned about how big a pee hole that is. Eel lube or not.

    Rosa
    8 months ago
  • I think this was the most painful thing I've read all day.

    AdventureNeckbeard
    8 months ago

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