45 Most WTF Foreign Signs

Okay, okay, we all know it's a cultural faux pas to adopt an American-centric attitude about the world, but loosen up for a second and laugh at these hysterically bizarre signs. English isn't quite the lingua franca yet. At least, not any of these forms of it.

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Via Flickr: proofreadchina

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Via Flickr: mishnayichacker

Translation:

1) "If you see someone cloaked in a black fedora and trenchcoat, he's a spy, and is not allowed in the playground."

2) "If you bring a large dog into the park and he jumps on screaming children, and you try to reassure them, residents have the right to take away ownership of the dog."

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Via Flickr: saldatoccio

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Via blogger.com

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Via perhapsitsasign.wordpress.com

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Via techysci.com

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Via boingboing.net

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Via classicalmusicguide.com

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Via treebeard31.wordpress.com

Parking below it, though, is totally cool.

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Via Flickr: eurobum99

Brock? Is that you?

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Via davidhoffmanjazz.com

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Via aroundtheworldl.com

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Via czechingin.wordpress.com

On the window of a police station, no less.

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Via amnesiablog.wordpress.com

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Via acidcow.com

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Via funfacts.com.au

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Via svenskarea.wordpress.com

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Via engrishfunny.failblog.org

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Via thechive.com

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Via toplistan.com

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Via urlesque.com

I'm having a hard time figuring out just what this package contains.

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Via skyscrapercity.com

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Via blog.ivman.com

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Via voont.com

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Via dailyfreeman.blogspot.com

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Via allfunny-stuff.com

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Via Flickr: jpellgen