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What Does Your Phone Case Say About You?

You don't like to make a fuss. You got a phone case because you needed one, but you don't care too much about it other than that. Maybe it's your favorite color to bring some slight joy into your simple life. But honestly you really don't care. Life is a fleeting abyss anyway. Tonight, you're just going to go to bed at 8 p.m. again happy with your life choices. There are more important things.

Painfully Normal

You probably have really nice nails, and tell people to stay in their lane a lot. I don't disagree, people should stay in their lane and I'm glad you're the one to tell them. People see your furry phone case and the first thought in their mind is most likely, "Do they have to comb their phone case? Does it start to smell when it gets wet?" but I'm sure it's followed up with a close, "I shouldn't mess with them." You have a furry phone case, that means you are confident and don't care what people think. Keep doing you.

IDGAF About Anything

You're most likely not a construction worker or do any type of hard labor for a living, but you still need an extreme phone case for your extreme lifestyle. Danger awaits you at every turn on your 20-minute walk to work. If only people knew how many times you accidentally dropped your phone in the toilet, they would totally understand why you need this type of protection. Hey, little kids do like to throw things, right? You're not paranoid, you're just really,really safe.

Cracks Screen Constantly

You're super cutesy. You could work at a zoo or are just super into animals, like a taxidermist. Maybe you're just a toddler with a Fisher Price phone — if that's the case I wonder how you got on the computer. Either way, you really love animals.

Too Old to Have an Animal Phone Case

You love someone so much, that you never even get sick of seeing them everyday. Hell, you put them on the back of your phone so they can always be covered by the warmth of your hand or the back pocket rubbing your butt! This person could be your wife, your husband, your kids, or the chef who makes your Chinese food. You're just a good person with a lot of feelings. You may be a little blind to the risk of your phone getting into the hands of the wrong person, but you have a good heart. I hope you have a good day tomorrow at morning Pilates.

Most Likely Owns a Minivan

Your friends can't tell your jokes anymore because your sense of humor has evolved from normal to laughing at a photoshopped picture of The Rock with President Barack Obama's face — BaROCK. Currently, you're watching the sixth season of some obscure TV show on Netflix, because everyone else is. It's a good show though, so you're glad the internet got you into it. You're intelligent in matters of social justice, but also laugh at the idea of Cheetoh balls as cheetah balls.

Spends A Lot of Time on Tumblr

You like to inspire people, and hope that a story about your day will do just that. Hopefully, this good deed will get you more likes than yesterday, though. You want people to know you're a good person; your profile picture of you at a foreign orphanage says so. I mean, your birthday collage for your friend had more pictures and a longer paragraph than other ones did. Deep down, you just want to make people happy.

Posts Too Much on Facebook

You love this celebrity so much you forcibly consider yourself a member of their family. You call this celebrity "Mom" or "Dad" even though you want to have sex with them, probably. This celebrity has done a lot for you, so you want everyone to know you're their No.1 fan. You're their No.1 fan, not that fake fan who only started liking them when they got popular -- because apparently people can't do that. Hopefully, you get that Twitter follow one day! Your dedication is inspiring.

Has Celebrity's Surname in Twitter Username

You're as original as they come; someone (you) at one point probably gave you the nickname "First Edition." That's really cool, and you can't help but be the coolest person around at all times. You purposefully bought a phone case that makes it look like you're carrying a cassette around everywhere you go. You don't have a phone like those other brainwashed simpletons of Corporate America, you have a cassette tape. Duh. You keep it 100 (mainstream saying) wherever you go on your bike.

Has Called Themselves a Hipster At One Point

You like to claim things as your own, like my puppy who keeps marking his territory on my living room chair. So, it's safe to assume you would open up a joint account to showcase you and your partner's gross love to everyone who likes any post blindly on their feed. You like to play tennis, and probably own a lot of things from Pottery Barn. You just got a monogramed hand towel for your guest bathroom, and it's to die for. You have an eye for anything that is cute and plaid, and costs more than $200. Good for you, I had to pay for my Starbucks with loose change today.

Most Likely to Have Joint Relationship Account

You like to repeat your jokes in large crowds until you get your desired response. Even if it's not funny, your joke is the funniest joke in the world to you. Your favorite show has been _Family Guy_ since 2005, which is OK. Stupid funny humor can be good when it's not problematic. Mostly, you just like to laugh, and laugh with with other people. Your dream job is probably to be a stand-up comedian, but for right now you'll settle for second funniest person at work.

Laughs at Own Jokes

You're on a level of not caring that is too high for most humans. How am I supposed to trust you with my life when you can't buy a case for your phone. Even Big Sean gives a little bit of a fuck, and he wrote "IDGAF." Your phone is completely unprotected from everything and you couldn't care less. How? What's it like to not be afraid of dying, either? Wow. You are amazing.

No One Trusts You

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What Does Your Phone Case Say About You?

Nowadays phone cases are one of the first real identifiers of a person's personality.

We can be seen as funny, quirky or down-to-earth, all based on the type of case we have.

In a world where we shape our personalities for other people to like us, the wrong phone case could be sending a false message to our peers of us being lame.

Quick, make sure your phone case is giving out the right vibe about you. This is super important:

What Does Your Phone Case Say About You?

Nowadays phone cases are one of the first real identifiers of a person's personality.

We can be seen as funny, quirky or down-to-earth, all based on the type of case we have.

In a world where we shape our personalities for other people to like us, the wrong phone case could be sending a false message to our peers of us being lame.

Quick, make sure your phone case is giving out the right vibe about you. This is super important:

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