1. Stuffed animals are no longer just stuffed animals:
They’re now awards.
2. Instead of saying “hello,” you’d rather say:
3. Ice isn’t just something you put in your drinks anymore:
ICE is a party planner.
9. Because, well:
There’s always money in the banana stand.
12. You’ve considered finding your own J. Walter Weatherman to teach somebody a lesson:
17. You’ve decided to become a professional twice over, an analyst and therapist:
22. Anybody named Ann:
26. You’ve actually tried visiting ImOscar.com:
It doesn’t work, but this is close: imstilloscar.com
28. You can never listen to “The Final Countdown” without thinking of Gob:
29. You’ve harbored a strong dislike toward seals:
Took Buster’s hand, dude, not cool.
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- Thai police arrested a man alleged to have explosives in his possession, almost two weeks after a deadly bomb blast in Bangkok killed 20 people. ›
- Oliver Sacks, the famed neurologist and author, died Sunday from cancer. He was 82. ›