1. You wear a rosary as a necklace even though you’re not religious in any way.
5. You need to have your large headphones around your neck at all times.
9. You own a Bob Marley T-shirt.
and it’s not because you like his music.
11. You really hate Justin Bieber, even though you dress exactly like him.
13. “This is for all my haters,” has become a regular saying of yours.
They’re jealous of your swag.