24 Signs You Have The Swagger Of An Eighth Grade Boy

You must be incredibly cool to be on this level of swagness.

1. You wear a rosary as a necklace even though you’re not religious in any way.

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2. You own about seven snapbacks.

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3. They’re all Obey.

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4. Your favorite place to hang out is the mall.

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5. You need to have your large headphones around your neck at all times.

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6. So you can listen to Drake.

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7. You probably own a skateboard.

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8. Not because you’re any good but because you think it looks cool.

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9. You own a Bob Marley T-shirt.

and it’s not because you like his music.

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10. Jordans are the only shoes you wear.

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11. You really hate Justin Bieber, even though you dress exactly like him.

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12. You have a Tumblr dedicated to all things swag.

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13. “This is for all my haters,” has become a regular saying of yours.

They’re jealous of your swag.

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14. “Your mom” is your favorite diss to your bros.

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15. When you diss your bro, you and your bro gang go:

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16. Daniel Tosh is your favorite comedian.

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17. Your Instagram is full of selfies with you doing pouty faces.

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18. And one of your selfies has a galaxy filter on it.

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19. Plus, you never forget to take a weekly shirtless pic.

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20. You’re the kid who thinks they’re funny when playing Xbox Live.

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21. You need a belt.

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22. You yell,”Fuck da police!”, before you do anything bad.

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23. You started a relationship by quoting the Perks of Being a Wallflower.

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24. You still say “swag.”

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