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CHUCK WARNS US OF "SOMETHING MUCH WORSE"
"Worse than Socialism", eh? What, 1000 years of darkness? Pfft. Bring on the night. Hirsutism? Nah, some folks are into that (ahem, Gina Norris)... So What could it Lee--I mean, be?
