Your bed knows how to make you feel welcome when you visit.
It's always there for you at the end of a long, exhausting day.
The two of you are practically inseparable.
And when you're apart you can't wait to see each other again.
You can have fun with it alone.
The two of you can have fun with another friend.
Or you two can have fun with lots of other friends.
Your bed adores your pets.
It comforts you when you're scared.
It's always free to grab a bite to eat.
After the two of you cuddle, it never gets awkward.
And it never gets jealous of your significant other.
If you do fight, you make up super fast.
You've been besties since you were a little kid...
... but you're still learning new and amazing things about each other.
In short, your bed is the most important thing in your life...
... and now you just want to be left alone together.