12 Ways Australian Kids' TV Made You Who You Are Today

Big Ted 4 EVA.

This woman is your other mother.

GTFO Little Ted.

This woman is your other other mother.

Remember how her husband was the killer from Wolf Creek? Yeah.

Hermes Endakis taught you to have a healthy disrespect for authority.

Sorry for getting the Ship to Shore theme song stuck in your head.

Living in a lighthouse = YOUR ULTIMATE FANTASY.

Original Round the Twist cast >>> All other Round the Twist casts.

This still gives you nightmares.

This just gives you straight-up trauma flashbacks.

Little-known fact: E.C. stood for "Eater of Children".

Ocean Girl taught you how to do dolphin kick.

You spent entire summers in the pool trying to copy her.

When asked to name the most annoying song ever, you don't have to think hard.

Your crush on Zbych helped you master Polish pronunciation.

He cast a binding spell... on our hearts!

You know hot water bottles can be used as toys.

A really super lame toy is still a toy.

Those child abuse allegations basically ruined your childhood memories.

You still pronounce it "zee" from time to time.

Let's face it: Singing it "double-you, ex, why and zed" totally ruins the Alphabet Song.