1. I Need A Fridge To Chill My Booze Yo.
Hey, at least it has something to do with food. There’s even a fruit on the box!
2. A Present For The Mrs.
Just because you’re in the middle of a natural disaster doesn’t mean you should let your clothes get all wet and wrinkly.
3. I’m Stronger Than You!
And have no moral code! LOL milk. What a wuss.
4. Next In Line For Sainthood.
Jeez. He needs it to watch the news all right? As soon as the power comes back that is.