• 1. I Need A Fridge To Chill My Booze Yo.

    Hey, at least it has something to do with food. There’s even a fruit on the box!

  • 2. A Present For The Mrs.

    Just because you’re in the middle of a natural disaster doesn’t mean you should let your clothes get all wet and wrinkly.

  • 3. I’m Stronger Than You!

    And have no moral code! LOL milk. What a wuss.

  • 4. Next In Line For Sainthood.

    Jeez. He needs it to watch the news all right? As soon as the power comes back that is.