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    Chilean Earthquake Victims Desperate For Basic Necessities

    Because after a near death experience who doesn't need a new fridge, TV, and/or clothes dryer?

    • 1. I Need A Fridge To Chill My Booze Yo.

      Hey, at least it has something to do with food. There's even a fruit on the box!

    • 2. A Present For The Mrs.

      Just because you're in the middle of a natural disaster doesn't mean you should let your clothes get all wet and wrinkly.

    • 3. I'm Stronger Than You!

      And have no moral code! LOL milk. What a wuss.

    • 4. Next In Line For Sainthood.

      Jeez. He needs it to watch the news all right? As soon as the power comes back that is.