6 Things Your Grandmother Would Probably Abandon You For

Yeah, you heard me.

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Look, your grandmother loves you. She does. She swaddled you when you were but a babe in your mother's arms, and she probably pinched your cheeks a lot, and spent hours toiling over that sweater or those knit socks you wear all the time (all the time, right?).

But it's a dog-eat-dog world out there, friend, and sometimes a grandma has to do what a grandma has to do.

6. Free Fabric.

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Straight up, your grandma would sell you out for a yard of machine washable cotton.

5. A date with Cary Grant.

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I mean, can you blame her? Look at this smooth SOB.

4. 20/20 vision.

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Do you have any idea how hard it is to thread a bobbin when you can't find your glasses? It's not easy friends. Not easy.

3. A fancy scrap and craft organizer.

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Look how organized everything is!!!!!!!!

2. A time turner.

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Wouldn't we all, though, really?

1. Minions.

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Hahaha, jk.

That's what grandkids are for.