10 Reasons Old Ladies Should Rule The World

No, seriously. Hear me out. You want to fix the bugs in the new Tumblr upgrade, sure, call the young people. But if you want to end world hunger, you best BELIEVE you've gotta call your Nana for some pies.

10. Fashion improves by 200%.

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Look at these ladies. Just look at them. This is an Effie Trinket level situation. You think these ladies will be seduced by cheap H&M crop-tops that will fall apart after you wear them once? No. These ladies understand that quality trumps quantity, ever time.

Bonus: LOOK AT THAT HAIR.

9. Crime and punishment gets a whole lot easier.

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Disagreement? NP. Call Gram-Gram and ask her to settle the dispute. If you're found guilty, you're helping her clip Mr. Whuffles' claws and raking her lawn. Found innocent and you're given a cookie before you're sent on your way.

In Nana we trust.

8. Nobody is ever cold again.

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Thanks for the quilt, Grandma! I love it! It's going in the pile with all the other birthday quilts you've sewn for me over the years. Which I also cherish.

7. People stop spending so much money on therapy. Flour sales rocket.

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Feeling sad? Grandma is here with a hug, a snack, and some sage advice. Is someone being mean to you? NANA-BEAR MODE ACTIVATED.

6. Dating gets a WHOLE LOT simpler.

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Say goodbye to trying to figure out whether "wanna hang?" means he wants a date or wants to make you watch him play NHL 14. Grandma's got it.

5. Even their criminal activity is adorable.

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OH, GRAM-GRAM. Always up to no good.

4. Solving world hunger is a snap compared to some of the quilts they make.

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Seriously, you think figuring out how to feed billions is half as complicated as this 205-piece mini quilt that's only 7X7?

Girl, please.

3. Their survival skills are out of this world.

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Yeah llama, you'd better run. Nana can make yarn out of ANYTHING.

2. They know that the most important thing in life is who's living it with you.

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"BFFL" wasn't a hashtag when Gram-Gram was growing up. It was a blood oath.

1. Basically, they're the coolest.

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I mean.

C'mon.