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    15 Reasons Rosie O’Donnell Is Not A Relative

    A succinct summation of why Rosie is no kin of yours. This information is to be taken literally.

    1. You’ve never seen her walking around your house

    2. She doesn’t share a last name with anyone in your immediate family

    3. You have never seen her in person

    4. She lives somewhere no one in your family has ever been to

    5. She resembles none of your physical characteristics except maybe race and sex

    6. She is not your friend on facebook

    7. She’s probably seen pictures of people who look like you, but has never brought you up upon seeing them

    8. There’s nothing stopping her from yelling at you if you were to cut her off when driving

    9. You have a gut feeling she’s never been to one of your family gatherings

    10. The thought of her does not bring about a warm familiarity

    11. You can name most if not all people that actually are a relative of yours

    12. She hasn’t done anything extra nice for you

    13. She’s not so big on birthdays, but still never calls when it’s your birthday

    14. There has to be something stopping her from ever feeling like you have affected her life

    15. Rosie O'Donnell is not related to anybody