These birds are so fat, you’ll go on a diet. Presenting—for your gluttonous pleasure—the plumpest, most morbidly obese birds on the whole dang planet Earth.
It’s been a long weekend, and we know you just can’t wait to sink your talons into a new fat bird. Bonus points if you can name the avian family this particularly colorful fat guy is!
He’s fat and he’s coming for you.This is one fat bird you wouldn’t want to meet in an alley!
We’re back and better than ever!
Here’s today’s fat bird! He doesn’t need much, except for your admiration.
It’s a bird! Maybe? Well, either way, it’s fat as heck.
This bird is so fat, it may explode! And we here at Fat Bird Feed are exploding with joy just looking at it!
Here he is! Look at that flair! Look at that grace!
Seriously. If KFC ever got a hold of this fat motherclucker, they’d be MADE.