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I know a lot about Adele’s ex-boyfriend. Except for who he actually is.
Best of Yahoo Answers: How Does an Amputee Masturbate? Answer revealed in the link!
The devoted followers of the Church of Pig believe that bacon makes everything… To read the full article: http://thefastertimes.com/nonsense/2009/12/27/eight-things-bacon-does-not-make-better/
Chris Brown rocked up to the BET Awards Sunday sporting a skull bedazzled… Follow the link to continue reading the article!
If sent to prison, Rebecca Brooks’s hair, in all its explosive and…
Lebron James and the Miami Heat fell short in Game Six at home to Dirk Nowitzki… Click on the link to read the rest of the article!
“Don’t forget! There’s dried semen & fecal matter on everything… Follow the link above to continue reading Sarah Silverman’s insights!
1996 — Independence Day is released over a long, obnoxious, rainy… Follow the link to continue reading the article!
Now that we have confirmation of Congressman Weiner’s penis, we thought,… Read the entire story @ http://thefastertimes.com/nonsense/2011/06/07/politicians-we-can-confirm-have-penises-2/
We don’t know if the Shaq sex tape even really exists, but porn is a… Follow the link to continue reading the article!
“Come back to us when your boyfriend doesn’t look like PSY gone wrong.”
2013 was the cringiest year on record.
by Dave Stopera