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Ask Kermit—An Angry Guy’s Guide to Self-Defense: Snakes, Hogs, and Meth Heads
Here are some things I’m afraid of: copperheads, wild boars, and meth heads. How might I protect myself if everything goes to shit and one of these comes at me?
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