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What Job Would You Have In "Orange Is The New Black"?

Damn the man! You're a go-getter who's after the big bucks no matter the risk, which is why you're in the dirty panty business. By the time you're out, you'll be ROLLING in dough.

The Used Panty Business

You love making people feel confident and gorgeous, which is why your No. 1 duty is hairstyling. Inmates flock to you for good conversation and a ~flawless~ look.

Hairstylist

Introverted and focused, you prefer to keep to yourself. This is why laundry duty is the perfect job for you. You don't have to be bothered with nonsensical chatter, and you can always wash \*your\* garments first.

Laundry duty

Creative and passionate, you're a wizard in the kitchen. Cafeteria chef is a fitting position for you — and an honor. You're in charge of what gets made, and you \*swim\* in compliments from those who enjoy your delectable meals.

Cafeteria chef

Innovative and idealistic, you prefer to spend time with books over people. This is why working in the library is your perfect position. Plus, you always get first pick of the new titles that arrive.

Librarian

Motivated and free-spirited, you enjoy sitting back in your seat and enjoying a nice drive. Of course you're transporting inmates, but that's fine. You can pick the radio stations, because as the driver, that's your golden privilege.

Transport driver

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What Job Would You Have In "Orange Is The New Black"?

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