1. He Will Beat You with His Fists
There is nothing like a good fist fight, man to man, and what Joe may lack in size he makes up for in balls out craziness and there is nothing scarier than a guy that will fight you one on one, only with his hands like he has got nothing to lose.
2. He Will Shoot You in the Foot
He will not even think twice about. Not only that, he will laugh on your face after.
3. He Will Beat You With a Phone
You are not scared of phones, are you? Well guess what? When Joe Pesci is around, you probably should be. This dude will take pretty much anything and turn t into a weapon if it suits him. Which brings us to our next point.
4. He Will Stab You in the Neck With a Pen
Perhaps the most vicious and brutal of all Joes beatings, he will not make you an offer you cant refuse he will stab you in the neck, right in the jugular, and he wont bother to ask questions later.
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