What Kind Of Dinosaur Would You Be?

Thanks to Science and DNA, it's totally certainly sort of possible that we will all be able to become dinosaurs in the near future. But which one will you be, and how will it affect your wardrobe? Learn more amazing science at Fake Science and on our Twitter and Facebook.

Question #1

A friend asks you to help with moving. What do you say?

• I can't hold boxes because my arms are too short. Now I will eat you.
• I love playing inside boxes!
• I'm one of the best movers in the world.
• No problem, friend! I'll be there twenty minutes early.
• Me move for no man!

Question #1

A friend asks you to help with moving. What do you say?

• I can't hold boxes because my arms are too short. Now I will eat you.
• I love playing inside boxes!
• I'm one of the best movers in the world.
• No problem, friend! I'll be there twenty minutes early.
• Me move for no man!

Question #2

You get back a poor test grade. What do you do?

• Eat the teacher.
• F stands for fun!
• Tests are beneath me.
• Work harder and be happy that I learned!
• School fails MY test.

Question #3

Your crush is across the hall. What do you do?

• Approach them for a hug. Realize my arms are too short too hug. Eat them.
• Scream "I love you" over and over.
• Make them come to you.
• Begin a respectful courtship campaign!
• Me club them.

Question #4

Uh, oh. Laundry day! What do you do?

• Eat the pants. Shorten all the sweater sleeves.
• Who's "laundry?"
• Time to buy new clothes.
• Sometimes I do "practice runs" in an empty washing machine, I love laundry so much!
• Natural odors are fine.

Question #5

Time for bed. What do you do before sleeping?

• Take out my contact lenses, eat a small village.
• Tonight I'm going to sleep upside down for fun!
• I'll sleep when I'm dead, and when I'm dead I'll sleep around.
• It's already 7:30? I have to brush my teeth a fourth time!
• Stay up all night.

Your Quiz Result:

Tyrannosaurus Rex

You are filled with uncontrollable power, but also have trouble reaching the top kitchen cabinets. Nothing can stop you from total dominance, except for a game of catch.

Your Quiz Result:

Stegosaurus

You may have a brain the size of a walnut, but walnuts are delicious! Mmm, walnuts. They sound good right now, don't they? Wait, what were we talking about? Pecans!

Your Quiz Result:

Pterodactyl

You wouldn't be satisfied with being a dinosaur. You also have to be a bird. Everyone is very impressed. Now please get back on the ground and be normal.

Your Quiz Result:

Triceratops

You're a dinosaur, but instead of being frightening and terrible, you prefer to eat vegetables and smile nobly. If dinosaurs had boy scouts, you're the only one who wouldn't eat them.

Your Quiz Result:

Caveman

You refuse to play by the rules, including the ones that say cavemen and dinosaurs didn't exist at the same time. Get ready to club some raptors!