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    Did "Hobbits" Really Exist? New Evidence Suggests Yes

    This sounds like either a) a daily lap in Larry Blamire's brain or b) a headline from The Onion. It is neither. It’s deadpan flat-footed so-says-science bona fide real and scientific. Go forth and ingest. You will be blinking like I am. Let’s blink together.