Damn you Ratchet and Clank. Those new weapons are amazing.

Pop music. You keep it classy.  Ohh fine go watch Rainbow Brite on LSD and tell me how it goes.

The Queen of tarts stole some hearts.
She tried not to be too showy.
Her majesty said to her court,
“She's like a knock off David Bowie.”

Get that ape a Facebook page.

Hmm I wonder if we can use him for a flotation device?

It's Burgertime for the WiiFit board.

Clearly a troll. You that is.

Not as powerful as the original. And when will she stop doing that nasal whistling she calls singing. Meh.

Uncharted Blue: Drakes Close-up.

Her “15 minutes of fame airbags” inflated detecting an oncoming collision with reality.