LOL Smiley Face FTW

“Hot in Here” by Nelly

This song won a Grammy. A fucking Grammy! That’s like giving Adolph Hitler a Humanitarian of the Year award. I hate pretty much everything this guy has done, but this holds a special place on my shit list. His songs are passive-aggressive whiny bullshit with all the depth of a junior high school kid experiencing their first break up. And the kid’s only been dating over text messages. For one week. Only 14 year old girls find this guy insightful or talented. Bill Hicks once asked “Is there that much babysitting money being passed around right now?” regarding shitty musicians being ridiculously popular. That’s the only explanation I can see for this guy’s success.

Eminem and Limp Biskit, Creed and Nickelback the worst of the worst. The people is stupid! We are choosing the worst songs of the DECADE (2000-2009) not the 90`s or the 80’s or whatever.

R. Kelly - Trapped in The Closet. I can’t believe this wasn’t posted. These other songs are bad, but could you take 40 minutes of them?

You’ve got to be kidding me, Mayer. Call me when your balls drop.

I know that the dance can be fun (in the same way that lighting a match is fun) but seriously, let’s not have another song like this…

:( how is this real?

‘ALCOHOL’- MILLIONAIRES OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO
Oh Lord!! :(

brokeNCYDE - 40oz One of the worst sounds on this planet currently on kids iPods/iPhones and anything else that allows for this to continue.

This chick can not sing to save her life. The auto-tune doesn’t help at all, which in this case it should. Also, she kinda looks like the chick who played Melody from “Hey Dude”

oh god. actually, i think i win. but, really, we all lost.

Winner of the Second Worst Metaphor In Song award for the decade as well. She’s got a greatest his album out, you know. Relive all the memory.

Who Let the Dogs Out. I wanted to post Blue by Eiffel 65 but that was 1999.

I’m not sure about the entire decade, but when I think of “awful song,” this immediately comes to mind. Since we’re not counting Nickelback, of course. (Sorry, video wasn’t on Youtube, this was the best I could do.) And to the people posting songs that I actually like… I respect your opinion. But I think you’re wrong.