You are a confused, but well-intentioned cat who doesn’t know how the hell you ended up here.
Despite your good nature and your very best intentions, your life keeps leading you to a point where you are like, “Oh my God, how did I end up here I want to get down from here how did this happen to meeeee?????”
You are a normally dignified cat who has maybe made a huge mistake.
Normally, you are so dignified. You make appropriate, rational decisions and you are basically just trying to live your life in a way that you can be happy and that nobody gets hurt. But, oops! How did you end up in this situation that you are in? Anyone in your position would have stuck their faces in the yogurt container, so to speak. So why is everyone making such a big deal about it?
You are a cat who is basically just hanging on as well as you can at this point.
It’s not totally clear how you got into this situation. Everyone else seems to be able to “climb the screen door of life” (as the expression goes) extremely well and capably. Why is it so hard for you? The whole thing is just stupid and unfair, tbh.
You are a cat who is like, “Sure. I guess I will try anything once.”
People are always asking you to do things and because you are pretty amenable you are usually like, “OK, let’s do that thing.” And then it always just sucks and you are like, “Why did I do that? Why do I listen to people?”
You are a cat who is like, “Nope! Leave me alone.”
Everybody always wants to be all up in your business and you are like, “No thanks! I don’t really like people? Please go away and leave me alone?” But they don’t. They never go away and leave you alone.
You are a cat who is like, “Yeah, I think I’m just going to stay in my pajamas all day today. Please leave without me.”
Everybody always wants to go out and “do stuff” and “meet people,” which is fine for them and it is a free country, but why do they keep inviting you? Don’t they know that they could just sit in their pajamas all day? Like, that’s an actual thing that people are allowed to do and a free country works both ways, you guys, and this is your choice and you are happy about it.