Twilight Body Pillows
Never cry yourself to sleep again with these awesome, huggable vampire Robert Pattinson body pillows. This is almost exactly like sleeping with an actual vampire Robert Pattinson if vampire Robert Pattinson was made of cotton, down, and pure, unrelenting desperation instead of manflesh. Go Team Edward!
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I totally dig the monochrome, giraffe necked, torso-only men. I'm so hot right now.
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shouldn't it be: never cry yourself to sleep again withOUT these body pillows? bc peeps who buy this shit are gonna cry themselves to sleep no matter what. maybe that's just me though, foreal.
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Double team Edward.
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Is there a Firefly set with Summer Glau and Jewel Staite?
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But does it come with fangs??
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why did this have to come after valentine's day….this would have been the perfect gift.
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she's having a threesome
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James Franco Approves.
