The 11 Worst Fashion Accessories Of All Time [NSFW]

Help us help you make genuinely disastrous fashion choices. Most of these derive their particular brand of awfulness from varying degrees of inappropriate anatomical correctness, but there's plenty of other stuff in here, if penises and vaginas aren't really your thing.

• 11. The Dress Wall

  

• 10. Chewing Gum High Heels

  

• 9. Elephant Briefs

  

• 8. The Hair Shirt

  

• 7. The Vagina Prom Dress

  

• 6. Vulva Necklaces

  

• 5. Penis Pants

  

• 4. The Erection Shirt

  

• 3. Bikini Jeans

  

• 2. Cinnamonbun Earrings

  

• 1. The Hood Thong

  

  NOTHING beats the Hood Thong.